Oh Mr. Robertson... Shut Up

Read this article on USA Today yesterday. Another fiery message from a fiery big shot evangelist. "Kill the president of Venezuela because he's spreading communism."

So much for "Thou shalt love thy neighbour".

We're going to have to revise that soon with:
"Thou shalt love thy neighbour*".

*Conditions apply only if neighbour is of no other religious or political sway other than Christianity.

As a Christian, I think comments like his are the last thing we need on earth right now. We should be preaching something positive to the world. Not kill some president who wears a barret!

But assuming the U.S. of A. actually does assassinate Hugo Chavez, I can see it now: The next interview with Mr Par Robertson.

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Interviewer (I): Mr. Robertson, now that Hugo Chavez is dead, do you think the world is a safer place?

Pat (PR): Certainly not! The world is still at threat!

I: By who?

PR: Buddha.

I: Wait.. Buddha?

PR: Yes, Buddha. Buddha poses the biggest threat to the world and Christianity at this very moment.

I: How's this so?

PR: Buddha preaches the word of ideologies that are not in alignment with God's perfect plan. We must assassinate Buddha!

I: How do you propose the United States does that? Buddha reincarnates every now and then.

PR: I never said it'd be easy. But it must be done. I propose we assassinate every single buddhist until we get him!

I: And if he comes back as a bird?

PR: We'll get them heretics too amen I tell you!

I: Right... *rolls eyes a bit* After we get Buddha, will the world be a safer place?

PR: Certainly not! For I have seen with my eyes the evils that are still plaguing this world!

I: Namely?

PR: Allah, Vishnu and other Hindu gods, and Aquaman!

I: AQUAMAN?!

PR: You heard me son. Aquaman.

I: Nevermind... Did you realize some Christians in muslim countries call God as Allah?

PR: We'll get that bastard anyway.

I: Won't that be killing your own god in a way?

PR: If it brings me into the position of world domination, who cares! Aquaman I tell you...!

I: Err... Right.

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Basically what this blogger is trying to say is, Mr. Pat Robertson, please shut up if you have nothing intelligible to say.