There Comes a Time...

There comes a time in every software engineer's life when projects and assignments pile up one on top of another faster than the speed of diarrhea gushing out an elephants bung. That time is called work. Learn that word for it is a rare and mysterious word that can only be deciphered using an ancient codex called the dictionary.

I'm afraid that for the next two weeks, postings on this blog will be pretty much sporadic. If you're used to seeing a post appear here during lunch time, the next time round, it might appear during dinner time. On some days, when I'm tearing at my fingernails and digging my eyes out with my stubby fingers, there might not even be a post.

And I apologize for this. Or if you're insistent on the Queen's English: I apologise for this.

If any of you are interested in the state of my mental sanity on days that I fail to post anything, feel free to leave a comment as I will still be replying to them. I am also contactable via email. See if you can find the address somewhere on my blog. If you can't, hold up four fingers to your face and tell me how many fingers you see.

I am also looking for somebody to babysit this blog from this coming Friday to Monday. Any takers? All applicants will be screened using a bare of xray vision glasses that only penetrates through clothing but can never seem to penetrate through skin. Like that stupid pair in that Bond movie starring that hunky stupid Brosnan.



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Now, on to a another meme from Yvy:

Four jobs I would stink at:
1. Meme tagger
2. Gigolo
3. Prime Minister/President
4. Adam Sandler

Four pretend nicknames I’m making up for myself:
1. Hot
2. Sexy
3. Bootilicious
4. Hunk
(Join them altogether and you get???!)

Four movies I have watched over and over:
1. Star Wars Episode 4
2. Star Wars Episode 5
3. Star Wars Episode 6
4. Rugrats the Movie

Four places I have lived:
1. Home
2. My brother's home
3. My paternal home
4. My mother's womb

Four things I love to do on my weekends:
1. Sleep
2. Hang out with friends
3. Convincing my friends I'm fun to hang out with
4. More sleep

Four TV shows I geek out to, or used to geek out to:
1. Channel News Asia
2. CNN
3. CNBC
4. Bloomberg

Four alcoholic beverages I’ve enjoyed on offshore vacations :
1. Nail polish
2. Varnish
3. Vodka
4. Carlsberg

Four things I could NOT live without (besides oxygen, H20, and miscellaneous life-sustaining substances):
1. Clean underwear
2. Clean shirts
3. Clean pants
4. My Tender Heart Care Bear

Four of my favorite foods, partnered with people with whom I enjoy eating said foods:
1. Uncle Colonel's fried chicken
2. Mum's cooking because she does it best and everyone else sucks
3. Uncle Ronalds cheese burgers
4. Mat Ramli's double cheese egg bawang (onion) special

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. In the toilet doing my morning bong
2. Anywhere but here
3. Japan. They have weird shit there.
4. Alcapoco. Where?!

Four people I’m mercilessly tagging (who most likely wont do this):
I have no heart to do this part. This is so favouritism. I tag everyone instead. You are all my four!