Yet Another Pointless Japanese Invention

Say hello to the NeCoRo, a lovable robotic kitty pussy cat from Japan. Are you lonely and sad? The NeCoRo is just the pet toy for you! Pat it on its head and hear it purr just like an authentic cat. Watch it curl into a cute little furball right before your eyes. And the best part of a NeCoRo is, it never poops or pees!

But make no mistake, it does eat. It eats your money and lots of batteries. But if you can afford a NeCoRo to boot with, those two things are of little consequence to you.

The best part about owning a NeCoRo is, after you're done playing with it, you can step out of your house and laugh at all the starving stray cats for not being robotic! How cool is that?


Image taken from the official product website

Apparently the Japanese company that built this cat thinks everyone is an idiot. Look at how the legs, mouth, and tail are all appropriately labelled. Between me and the lot of you, I would have never guessed that those were legs, a tail, and a mouth. My word how stupid I feel! With this diagram, I feel so much smarter!

And why in Saint Peter's good suffering is the sight sensor in its bloody nose?! Who the hell sees with their nose? Even blind people don't see things with their noses. Hell, even if they did put the sight sensor in the feline's nose, the least they could've done is point a line to the cat's eye to make it seem less retarded.

Now observe where the Power Source Adapter and Battery Slot/Power Switch is. If you fail to see the significance of the positioning, allow me this short moment to enlighten you with this simple step by step guide.

1. To switch on/off NeCoRo, flick its penis
2. Place battery in sacks located near NeCoRo's penis
3. To charge batteries, stick adapter plug into NeCoRo's penis

Get the idea?

Enough bitching about the NeCoRo. If you're thinking of getting a NeCoRo, do me a favour: Go out and adopt a real cat from SPCA. Those buggers need a real home. Not NeCoRo.

And in closing, I swear that if the Japs don't invent something useful to mankind anytime soon, I'm personally going to Japan and clubbing each and every Jap I see on their head with a big ass fish.