Thursday, June 15, 2006

Yet Another Pointless Japanese Invention

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Say hello to the NeCoRo, a lovable robotic kitty pussy cat from Japan. Are you lonely and sad? The NeCoRo is just the pet toy for you! Pat it on its head and hear it purr just like an authentic cat. Watch it curl into a cute little furball right before your eyes. And the best part of a NeCoRo is, it never poops or pees!

But make no mistake, it does eat. It eats your money and lots of batteries. But if you can afford a NeCoRo to boot with, those two things are of little consequence to you.

The best part about owning a NeCoRo is, after you're done playing with it, you can step out of your house and laugh at all the starving stray cats for not being robotic! How cool is that?

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Image taken from the official product website

Apparently the Japanese company that built this cat thinks everyone is an idiot. Look at how the legs, mouth, and tail are all appropriately labelled. Between me and the lot of you, I would have never guessed that those were legs, a tail, and a mouth. My word how stupid I feel! With this diagram, I feel so much smarter!

And why in Saint Peter's good suffering is the sight sensor in its bloody nose?! Who the hell sees with their nose? Even blind people don't see things with their noses. Hell, even if they did put the sight sensor in the feline's nose, the least they could've done is point a line to the cat's eye to make it seem less retarded.

Now observe where the Power Source Adapter and Battery Slot/Power Switch is. If you fail to see the significance of the positioning, allow me this short moment to enlighten you with this simple step by step guide.

1. To switch on/off NeCoRo, flick its penis
2. Place battery in sacks located near NeCoRo's penis
3. To charge batteries, stick adapter plug into NeCoRo's penis

Get the idea?

Enough bitching about the NeCoRo. If you're thinking of getting a NeCoRo, do me a favour: Go out and adopt a real cat from SPCA. Those buggers need a real home. Not NeCoRo.

And in closing, I swear that if the Japs don't invent something useful to mankind anytime soon, I'm personally going to Japan and clubbing each and every Jap I see on their head with a big ass fish.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Jay said...

hahahaha! at first i thought the sight sensor thing was a misprint. and it looks downright creepy too.

Thu Jun 15, 12:24:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Darth Grievous said...

Looks like something you raised from the dead, but yet, not quite alive.

Thu Jun 15, 12:55:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Leonard said...

those japanese are really creative, all sort of things also can come up with.

i agree with you, if getting a NeCoRo, getting a real cat would be more worth it. furthermore, this NeCoRo is so ugly!!

Thu Jun 15, 03:36:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous chloe said...

lol. it does look a little mutated, so i guess that's why they provided a labelled diagram.

club their heads with a big ass ROBOTIC fish instead.

Thu Jun 15, 04:07:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Skyler said...

ARE THERE NO FEMALE NeCoRo's??????!!!!!???!!!?!?!?????

Thu Jun 15, 05:21:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger AG said...

wow. awesome. what a wonderful design.



hah.

Thu Jun 15, 08:18:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Darth Grievous said...

However, even though it doesn't look very realistic or real, I do suggest parents to give one of these to kids instead of real kittens. Why? Because a pet is a life time commitment (not your own life time but you will likely outlive your pets). It is not some kind of toy you want to play with and then dump when you are sick and tired of it.

Thu Jun 15, 10:25:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger BUGGER blogger said...

the japs are planning world domination tru necoro. its a fugly thing. how do u find these things anyway?

now thats someting to think about....

Fri Jun 16, 12:45:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger cynical-idealist said...

Hahahaha, omg, that's really useless! But maybe it's the next step in creating Doreamon!

Fri Jun 16, 02:28:00 AM GMT+8  
Anonymous kyels said...

The robotic cat sounds pretty useless to me. Lol.

But I don't think I'd get it either cause it's not alive. Heh.

(:

Fri Jun 16, 11:50:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger J said...

If only they'd use theirs powers for good...
*sigh*

Fri Jun 16, 12:53:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous yvy said...

yuck! i dont like cats...

Fri Jun 16, 01:44:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Merv Kwok said...

jay: Haha yeah. cat looks like something out of my nightmares

darthy: umm... this thing cost over 1k. So I wouldn't even want parents to buy that for their kids

leonard: I'm waiting for the Japs to ocme out with a killer robot.

chloe: Unfortunately, only japs make big ass robotic fishes haha

skyler: Umm... No? Hhahaha

ag: Indeed............ Hah

bugger: I found it on teebee. Teebee is educational! Whee!!

cynical: Yeah! Just maybe. But for starters, they got the color wrong. Them retards.

kyels: Haha yeah. It'll be useful if it could do something like uh... Mop the floor.

j: Like making more lonely men happy?

yvy: I lurrvvee cats ^__^

Mon Jun 19, 03:59:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Rob said...

The infrared sensor for sight is in the nose. I don't think it was a misprint

Sat Jan 31, 09:12:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Japan Excavator supplier said...

Thanks for this information. I have also a kitty but it's not toy. When i alone I always pass my time with my kitty.

Wed May 11, 02:00:00 PM GMT+8  

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