Kids Do The Darnest Things
Short Notes:
I got a sweet little big ass postcard from Pelf. Besides being a little big ass postcard, it's also very informative! She called me "Merv darling". I'm giggling with joy now. Tee hee hee hee. Thanks Pelf!
I got a sweet little big ass postcard from Pelf. Besides being a little big ass postcard, it's also very informative! She called me "Merv darling". I'm giggling with joy now. Tee hee hee hee. Thanks Pelf!
Story #1
It's early one morning and I'm lining up to get up onto my bus. When it finally reaches my turn, I get shoved off the first step off the bus and back onto the sidewalk I was standing on by a small kid with a huge ass schoolbag. He was not on the queue. He just came running out from no where.
I get on the bus, grab him by the bag and glare at him. He looks up at me with indignant eyes. I decide not to give him a mouth full because little schmucks like him don't learn anything easy. I'll just wait for him to grow up and make his virgin trip to Johore Bahru with his mates and get beaten up for acting like pricks around the locals there.
Story #2
I'm on one of those rare quiet busses to work when suddenly, the silent reverie is broken by two secondary school girls who decided to blast out music from their handphone. Everyone in the bus turns to look at them. They're replied with the girls showing their best snobbish look and by turning up the volume even more.
They got off the bus at their stop with their noses pointed upwards. Literally.
Story #3
Girl get's on the bus and finds out she does not have enough change for the fair. Walks up an old lady, pulls out a ten dollar note, and asks "Do you have change?" The old lady notes that 10 is a lot to change for small change. She girl replies back "I'm only asking for a dollar!" and continues wagging the 10 in the face of the old lady.
Story #4
A cacophony of what looks to be secondary 2 boys get onto an escalator at a train station. A train arrives and a lady tries to walk up the blocked escalator. She politely ask the boys to excuse her. She even said please. They look at her and just go on talking. She misses her train. They make an 11th hour dash for it and make it.
Conclusion
Unless parents do something about their kids moral upbringing soon, we're going to be living in a region full of bastards. I shudder in fear.
posted by Merv Kwok at
Friday, July 21, 2006
16 Comments:
No problem, and I hope you liked the little big a$$ postcard =)
Wait till you have your own little bundles of joy...
... then you can unleash them upon the world.
:)
!!!!!
Pelf is stealing my Merv!!!
mannn.... i, like, so feel your rage...
horrible kids should be shipped to africa to be fed to starving lions.
Need little mervies to save the World! Aha! You've got 2 ladies fighting over you eh? :P
Phwoar.
Cat fight?
Eh, don't la.... aft'wards Mervy's ego will bloat up to monstrous proportions lah...
... then how?
:)
Waah, those brats deserve lots of smacks and then some. Tsk tsk....
Busy parents to blame... ;-)
Anyway nice blog! Keep up the good work!
tsk tsk tsk... they need to grow up and learn
Wah lau eh. Those kids are way rude!
I don't think I would've tolerated them much. I probably would've shouted at them till... forever. :P
Kids nowadays, seriously seems very hopeless.. the world is changing too fast
Kids are monsters when they don't have decent upbringin' ... I fear for the world too!
we are doomed. we are all doomed. oh save us great and mighty merv before the world collapses from the ignorance of stupid children such as these.
alternatively, scream at the fuckers when you see them :D
in cases of bloody bitches with loud handphone ringtones, i laugh and say to (if present) friends "duddeeee, that song is so fucking outdated i think only stupid bimbos still listen to them."
doesn't work as well when you're wearing a beatles shirt though.
we still have trains with door handles that you can grab and pry open against the closing motor...or stick whichever body part happens to arrive in the door first before it closes, prompting the driver to release the door mechanism so you can get in :)
hmm, looks like I'd better stay awake on buses to catch these dramas happening on the rides... kids nowadays like to attract attention
pelf: Oooo I loved it thanks! =D
J: I'll beat the crap out of my little bundles of joy if they ever do that to me on public transports. Hahhaha
skyler: She is?
Hedo: I don't think the starving lions would even want to eat them. They're scum. Lions are better than that.
Jerl: I do?
J: Then we'll make little Mervy's! Doh haha
char: Amen to that sista. Unfortunately, I can't smack 'em.
Ken: Thanks ken!
She's Jess: I shudder to think they'll never learn.
Alynna: Ooooo you be one fiery woman ;) Can I rent you to take along with me whenever I'm on the bus or train? Hehe
robin: When we were kids... Hhaha
kyels: Yeah man. Whatever happened to beautiful innocent children!
AG: Dude! Beatles is like so yesterday! And they makes yesterday seem cool today! So I'm cool with that lol.
I'm just too timid to scream you see. I'm such a nice guy. *roars with laughter*
thad: What?
hazel: Yeah man. Dozing off on a bus means you're losing like tons of entertainment. Like seriously.
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