Man Looking For Good Woman

Hot young male (me) now in search of hot young female thing to fill in vacant position of 'Other Half' in his life. Interested applicants may email me their applications at my email address at .

Transvestites need not apply.


Job Description
As 'woman thing' to me, you will be required to do all stereotypical 'wife/gf things' like cooking and washing the dishes. Laundry and cleaning of house will be handled by me.


Other Half must also be prepared to entertain me with stories of their days to make up for the lack of life in mine. She must also be content with my lack of horniness as well as constant need to take naps, surf blogs, and insistance at calling the wait staff at restaurants garcon.

Job Benefits

• A roof to stay under at the East side of Singapore
• Monthly allowance of whatever's left of my salary after bills and copious amounts of retail therapy
• Gifts and lots of shopping guaranteed
• Yearly all expense paid trip to exotic locations (namely Kuching) filled with fun filled activities (mainly meet the parents)
• A kick ass computer to use that can't play any new games

Requirements

• Applicant must have at least finished STPM/GCE A level or equivalent and must have scored good grades so that I may brag to my mates that I'm dating someone smarter than me (doh.. Like nearly every other girl IS smarter than me)
  
  
• Applicants need not look like Dawn Yang but must be of reasonable appearance. By reasonable, I mean she must not have any shit on her face. Literally. I've seen girls who have like booger stains, drool stains, and all sorts of really dirty stains on their face from neglect. I'm not fussy about looks. Cleanliness is more important
  
  
• Applicant must not weigh 10kg more than me and must not stand taller than 5cm than me because that'll really make me feel super inadequate
  
  
• Applicant must like Doraemon (xiao ding dang) or anything remotely cute in a stupid-ish manner. Love for Ultraman will not be tolerated.
  
  
• Applicant must be of opinion that Good Will Hunting and/or Dead Poets' Society was the best damn movie they ever watched. If applicant is clueless as to the titles and nature of these two movies, then applicant is probably not old enough to be applying for this position

Applications may be sent to me at my email. An accompanying photo and brief description of self is required.