Help, My Daughter Is A Porn Star!

The Merv Kwok "Help" series is designed to help people get through seemingly improbable events.

Help, my daughter is a porn star! What should I do?
Don't watch any of her movies. That might make talking to her awkward. Plus, you wouldn't want to be talking to your 18 year old daughter while imagining her naked with many other men would you?

But I've already watched one of her videos. What do I do now?
Drink a bottle of liquid chlorine. That should help wash off the mental images of tatooed penises from your head. Now congratulate yourself, you've just made it a lot harder to talk to your daughter about this.

My friends say I should let it slide...
Chances are, your friends are watching your daughter's movies. Hence the suggestion.

Christmas is coming up soon and we're having a huge family reunion dinner. What should I do?
Whatever you do, do not ask your daughter how her work is going. Especially so if you can't keep a straight face. And if anyone asks you, just stick to the elaborate Personal-Weath-Manager story lie she's been telling you guys all along.

Should I talk to her about it when she comes back home?
As a parent, you should. However, do note that her becoming a porn star probably has something to do with an unstable childhood that's most likely to be blamed on your bad parenting skills somehow. Even if you disagree with her, she's most likely to be thoroughly convinced that she's right.

Also, do note that if you're a working parent, your daughter now probably earns more money in a week than you do in a month.

She does?
Yes, she does.

Should I become a pornst...
No!